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Saturday, December 29, 2012
Apparition (2012, PG-13, 82)
This movie was not half bad. It was a pleasantly surprising PG-13
horror. The cast and crew did an excellent
job making this movie creepy and staying within the PG-13 rating. The end is decent too. However, one tagline was something to the
effect of once you believe you die. That
did not make much sense to the viewers of Terror Flix. All together this was a good movie.
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Birds (1963, UN, 119)
Birds is an all-time classic movie. Alfred Hitchcock is amazing making something
very spooky about something as simple as birds.
He did a great job in Birds and after watching it you will likely be
looking around.
Flowers in the Attic (1987, PG-13, 91)
This is a story about a happy family with four kids. When their father dies they are forced to
move in with their very wealthy grandparents, who are very strange. It has many creepy aspects and more of a
thriller than “scary” movie.
Independence Day (1996, PG-13)
Ok, not really a “scary” movie, but the Terror of aliens
invading the world is getting it a spot on here. Aliens attack earth and humans give one hell
of fight. They have great graphics,
story line, and actors.
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Hostel 3 (2011, R, 88)
People Under the Stairs (1991, R, 102)
People Under the Stairs is an 80’s classic. A couple keeps people under the stairs secretly. It is twisted and really fun.
Nightmare Before Christmas (1993, PG, 76)
This is a great film for older children for the holidays. The leader of Halloween has discovered Christmas and wants to lead Christmas. He doesn’t quite get it, but it makes for a cute ghoulish holiday movie. It’s a great classic movie for Christmas and Halloween or anytime.
Hitcher (2007, R, 84)
Remakes are always a worry. This one does the first justice. It stays fairly close to the original movie and adds the abilities of 2007. Sean Bean does an excellent job playing the crazed killer. A must see for Terror lovers.
Hitcher (1986, R, 97)
A young man drives across country and picks up a hitch hiker. The man is a serial killer and they have a battle of cat and mouse. It has suspense, gore, and terror. Rutger Hauer and C. Thomas Howell do a great job!
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Pact (2012, R, 89)
The Pact is an Independent film. It was quite creepy and the story was a good
one. This movie was worth watching and
brought back the thrill of watching a true scary without all the blood, guts,
and nudity. There is some blood and
language, but not the overly trashy kind.
Occupant (2010, NR, 84)
At first this movie had curiosity and interest, but it is
slow and doesn’t go anywhere. The story
ends up being really stupid and a waste of time.
Human Centipede (2004, R, 92)
What the Hell! This
movie separate from the centipede was well done and interesting. BUT it is about a Human Centipede… Yes mouth,
butt, mouth, butt…
Uninhabited (2010, NR, 93)
A couple go to an island they are told is uninhabited, but
find they are not alone. It was decent,
but they failed to make the ending fit.
The story is extreme and little ridicules.
Puppetmaster (1989, R, 90)
Puppetmaster is one of the classics, but surely not the
best. It is great so see the inanimate
objects be the killers. It is still 80’s
Gone (2012, PG-13, 94)
Gone is a decent movie about a girl who says she escaped her kidnapper and now the same man has kidnapped her sister. Nobody believes he and she has to fight against all. It is good for younger girls (teens).
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Dead Zone (1981, R, 103)
Christopher Walken is awesome. He plays a man who has a “gift” to see how
people will die. This movie is based off
of a Stephen King. It is good and
started a television series. It is
older, but everything could still be applied today. It is good, not great.
Wrong Turn 5 (2012, R, 91)
Doug Bradley is the main character in this movie. It is really fun to see him without the Pin
Face. Other than that this movie is
still good. The inbred are able to
terrorize the people left behind in a small town. The others of the town are celebrating the
past of the inbred for Halloween. Wrong
Turn was able to do it again.
Graveyard Shift (1990, R, 89)
Graveyard Shift is a Stephen King about a textiles factory
that is over-run with rats. It has the
Stephen King feel, but not the best of his.
It is a little lame with killer rats.
Even though it is killer rats, there is still some mystery and
suspense. As for a 1990 movie, it was
great.
Outpost: Black Sun (2012, R, 101)
After watching Dead Snow there was curiosity in another Nazi
zombie movie. There was no comparison,
Black Sun fails. The zombies are more
like super solders than zombies. The
movie seems to have it that way as well.
The story was pretty slow to start and only mildly gets better.
Halloween 5 (1989, R, 96)
The fight of Michael and Jamie continues. This Halloween continues with the greatness
that is the Halloween franchise.
From Dusk till Dawn (1996, R, 108)
From Dusk till Dawn is deep in the Quentin Tarantino
feel. It is twisted, bloody,
sexual, funny, scary, all that. It has an all-star cast and is quite
entertaining, if you like Tarantino.
Some consider this a classic of the mixed horror.
Orphanage (2007, R, 105)
Even with Spanish subtitles, this movie is a great ghost
story. The story is one of a women
searching for her lost child and people start thinking she is going crazy. It was creepy and had some jumps. The subtitles were not too hard to follow and
you get a sense of accomplishment after watching a movie in another language.
Devil’s Backbone (2001, R, 106)
Devil’s Backbone is in Spanish and does have subtitles. This movie is not great, a little creepy, a
little sad, but add the subtitles and it makes it lesser. The story was more complex, which made the subtitles
more difficult.
Dark Half (1995, R, 122)
This is a Stephen King that does not get enough
attention. Sure it is a little cheesy,
but it has the Stephen King feel and is twisted. The thought of your inner self being evil or
is it the twin your body absorbed in the womb.
This Stephen King needs more attention.
No Tell Motel (2012, NR, 84)
This movie had a certain creepy touch, which was good. The rest of the movie was awful. Chance played a huge part in everything and
it ended up making the movie pretty lame.
The movie even acknowledges that everything falls into place, but it
still sucks. There is a “twist”
ending. It really comes down to the
story was too much.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Reaping (2007, R, 99)
Reaping is about a woman, Hilary Swank, who debunks
religious miracles. Before that she was
an ordained minister. She is working on
a “miracle” where the town is blaming a little girl for the plague. This movie was pretty good considering the
content and wasn’t too long.
Terminator 2 (1991, R, 137)
The early Terminators are classics. This one Arnold is back, but this time he is
helping the Conner’s. It has a good
cast, action, good story, Arnold when he was young, and much more. Terminator 2 may be a little cheesy, but in a
great early 90’s sort of way.
Motel Hell (1980, R, 101)
This movie is awful, having stated that, it is somewhat amusing. A family owned motel sells homemade beef
jerky. Naturally they start getting
drifters and farming them. It is way
lame and cheesy. What do you expect from
a horror movie named Motel Hell from 1980?
Jurassic Park (1993, PG-13, 127)
Jurassic Park likely would not be considered “horror” by
most of us, but for pre-teens it could be considered quite scary. Dinosaurs have come to life with their
DNA. On an island a wealthy man decides
to make his dinosaur island a family attraction. His first few visitors come to test and give
opinion of Jurassic Park. Obviously
things go very wrong. This movie will
give you some jumps and thrill, regardless of your age.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004, PG-13, 101)
Spoiler Alert!
This movie had high hopes combining two greats, however the
title is misleading. It should have been
called Alien vs. Predators and Humans.
At the end a hybrid of Alien and Predator is created, which saves the
movie a little. Without Predator and
Humans collaborating, this movie might have been okay.
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