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Monday, September 30, 2013
Strangeland (1998, R, 85)
Although this movie is from the 90’s, it is still worth it
today. Girls go to meet someone they met
on the internet, but it is not who they thought. It is a painful movie, so not for the weak
stomach.
Turistas (2006, R, 93)
A group of Americans go to Brazil. They get kidnapped like so many other
movies. It is nothing new and not the
best of what is out in this category. It
isn’t horrible, just not great.
Hannibal Rising (2007, R 121)
Hannibal Lecture is a great character. This movie does a great job showing his
childhood and how he became what he is now.
The story line was intriguing and it had the aspects of the other
Hannibal Lecture stories. It overall is
a great movie.
Silent Hill Revelation (2012, R, 94)
The visuals are good and scary, but overall this movie is
more of the same old.
Scary Movie aka Scary Movie 5 (2013, PG-13, 86)
This movie pushes all the limits to keep it to PG-13. In face I was surprised it wasn’t R
anyway. It is definitely the worse Scary
Movie and a disappointment.
Conjuring (2013, R, 112)
This movie is rated R for content. It doesn’t have R rated violence, language, or
anything like that. It is based on a true
story, which always makes it fun. It was
pretty creepy. The story, acting, and all that makes for a great movie.
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (1990, TV-14, 80)
Likely the worse one, but Viggo Mortensen is fun.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994, R, 95)
Not the best, but it has Matthew McConaughey.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986, UR, 89)
TCM2 makes for more of a cult classic following. It has humor and just plain silliness, but
still has blood and screaming..,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, R, 83)
An obvious classic, TCM is the starting point of the rest to
come. It is a great slasher story. It is loosely based on the life of Ed Gein,
very loose, but still awesome.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003, R, 98)
This remake was pretty good, a basic updating of the
original.
Haunted House (2013, R, 86)
I like the Wayans brothers…
This movie was just that bad. It
did not have the material for 86 minutes.
Most of the skits were just turning the original into some perverted
mess. Some is funny, but it was over
the top.
Awakening (2011, R, 106)
This is a British ghost thriller movie. Knowing that, I was worried it would be quite
boring, but it was a pretty good ghost story...
House on Haunted Hill (1959, NR, 74)
Vincent Price is great in this Classic thriller. Well worth a watch. Even my children sat down and Stayed to
watch. It is also quick if you have a
hard time with the black and whites.
Sharknado (2013, TV, 86)
Sharknado (2013, TV, 86)
I think the title really says it all. It makes you wonder, but you really know it
doesn’t make sense. So if you get past
the title, realizing it will be ridiculous, continue watching. It is so bad it is entertaining.
Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker (2002, R, 89)
Hellraiser 6: Hellseeker (2002, R, 89)
The thing with Hellraiser is they really work on changing
the story up on sequels. This one is
about a man who doesn’t remember what or why.
It is one of my favorite stories for Hellraiser.
Evil Dead (2013, R, 91)
Remaking Evil Dead has me torn. Evil Dead was not great for me. Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness however,
were some of the best movies Ever made!
To remake it and to be scary worried me.
I have to say, they did an excellent job. They made it close enough to the originals to
use the name, but not so close everything would be compared. It was gory, scary, and fun to have some
likeness to the originals. So after
being a hater, I enjoyed Evil Dead (2013).
State of Emergency (2011, NR, 90)
Zombies! That is it
for this movie and there are only a few.
Not the best zombie movie ever and certainly not the worst. As for the rating, I would say R for violence,
but there is not even much of that.
Frozen (2010, R, 93)
I had heard this movie was really good and it had good
ratings… for a horror. It was
disappointing. The story drags and has a
“shocking” ending. The truth of it is,
any movie would have issues getting 93 minutes out of this story. It was not worth a watch.
Dark Skies (2013, PG-13, 97)
Dark Skies was fun and scary. It was good for kids and adults. A family is being disturbed by something they
cannot explain, which makes it more realistic movie and that makes it
scarier. It is one of the best alien
movies in a long time.
Haunting in Connecticut 2 (2013, R, 100)
This is much better than the first. It is very loosely based on a true story, but
that always makes it a little more fun.
It is more of a ghost story then an all-out blood fest.
The Collection (2012, R, 82)
The Collection is Collector 2. You can see it without seeing the first, but
it helps. It had a decent story and was
super gory. It is perfect for those who
liked the Saw movies.
Mimesis (2011, R, 95)
It is rare that someone takes a classic and turns it into
something worth watch, but this was good.
It takes groupies and they end up living the movie. I recommend watching Night of the Living Dead
first, but Mimesis was fun even if you have never seen it.
Night of the Living Dead (1968, UR, 96)
This is the original zombie movie. It is a classic and a great movie. There is no doubt why it became such an
amazing classic. It is the old black and
white, but my kids sat through it, so suck it up!
Hellraiser 8: Hellworld (2005, R, 91)
There is a game of Hellworld that is
basically a game of Hellraiser. A group
of friends take the game seriously and one actually dies because of it. All the friends are then invited to a
Hellworld party, which is the main part of the movie. As usual, it is different from the others,
but has a good story and actors.
Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005, R 86)
A journalist is looking into a group
called deader. They believe your body is
not real. They kill themselves then a
man brings them back to life. It has an
interesting change from the other Hellraisers, but still has the cenobites
quite often. It was pretty decent.
Friday, August 9, 2013
Séance: The Summoning (2011, R, 85)
This is crap. They
put four young adults in a mortuary, 2 boys and 2 girls. They release something “awful” and blah blah
blah.
Friday, March 29, 2013
Last Exorcism Part 2 (2013, PG-13, 88)
This movie was a disappointment in comparison to the
original. It has some of the same good
vs bad aspects that the first has. It is
based in New Orleans, which gives it some voodoo. BUT it still was only a half rate movie.
Exorcism: the Possession of Gail Bowers (2006, R, 91)
Worst exorcism movie ever.
The plot was awful and jumpy, the acting was bad, filming was bad, just
don’t bother with this one.
Sinister (2012, R, 110)
This movie has everyone saying it was so scary. So expectations were changed. It is a well-made movie, good actors and
acting. The plot was intriguing and it
did give scare and shock. The make-up
on some was pretty plain, but editing helps not to notice. Overall, this movie was scary and enjoyable!
Fragile (2005, PG-13)
Calista Flockhart, being on Netflix, and a Frightfest is why
this movie Was even considered to be watchable.
Actually, it was quite a thriller!
The acting, plot, blah, blah was all well done. It is PG-13, which is appropriate, but it was
hard to watch in parts.
Hotel Transylvania (2012, PG, 91)
Dracula, Frankenstein, Mummy, Invisible Man, witches, Igor,
and all sorts of classic villains come together and make this movie
Awesome! It is great for kids and
adults. The casting, plot, animation,
everything was well done. It is without
a doubt, one of the best children friendly “scary” movies. It is not “scary,” but funny, but introduces
children to classic monsters without nightmares.
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Afflicted (2012, -, 85)
I started watching this movie based on Kane Hodder’s
appearance. He is not in it long, so if
that is your reason, don’t bother. The
movie is about a mother who torchers, even kills her own kids. It was very sickening and I was about to turn
it off, when I remembered it is closely based on a true story. After looking up the true story I decided to
finish. It was informative on how messed
up some people are and what the body and mind can go through and keep on
going. Completely disturbing!
Possession (2012, PG-13, 92)
First, this movie does not have strong swearing, sex, or
gore. But it is Creepy! A little girl has bought a box from a garage
sale and it ends up being a Jewish sacred container containing a demonic
spirit. The actors and graphics were
convincing and scary. The story line
kept interest. Finally, it is about time
Christians lose their monopoly on demonic spirits.
Mama (2013, PG-13, 100)
This movie has no strong swearing, gore, or sex. Trying not to spoil the movie my synopsis may
not be crystal clear. Two young orphan girls
are lost in the woods for a few years “alone.”
Once they are found it is noticed the girls have “created” a “Mama” that
has taken care of them. This “Mama”
follows them to live with their uncle and weird things happen. The story was good and very creepy. This was one of the scariest movies in a
while.
Supernatural Activity (2012, -, 90)
An illusionist has a show proving/disproving supernatural
happenings. This is a mock show that
has many references to some good movies.
It is somewhat amusing and even funny in parts. It really pushed for time with what they had
and it gets redundant. Although I did
find this movie funny, I was really tired and was able to get the references
they made. The rating is around R, but
not officially.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Life Zone (2011, PG-13, 86)
Three women have gone to clinics for abortions. They are kidnapped and forced to have their
babies. This movie is basically full of
propaganda for and against abortion.
Acting was bad, story was weird, not really a horror movie.
Apartment 145 (2011, R, 80)
Apartment 145 is yet another paranormal research movie. When the investigators come to the house
there are some creepy visuals and happenings.
By the end of the movie the makers had run out of ideas and ended it
poorly.
Hole (2009, PG-13, 92)
Hole is great for the young teen group. Two boys move into a house, with their
mother, and find a Hole in their basement.
Things come out of the hole to terrorize anyone who sees the hole. This movie is creepy by visuals. Hole can be enjoyed by adults as well.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Identity (2003, R, 90)
This movie has a second rate all-star cast. It is fun to see all the fairly known actors and
is quite entertaining. The story line
was a little whimsy, but it ends up fitting together decently. It has some suspense, thrill, some gore, and has
a good ending.
Sunday, January 20, 2013
House at the End of the Street (2012, PG-13, 101)
This movie has a great cast.
The story line did well, but gets a little scrabbled at the end. Over all this movie was just okay, although
that may have some to do with keeping at a PG-13 rating.
Friday, January 4, 2013
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013, R, 92)
One of the best horror films of all time! This was a great extension of the
original! The blood was everywhere, but
wasn’t cheesy. There was no straight up
nudity, but did show some skin including side boob. The story line was fitting and actually went
stronger with the true story of Ed Gein.
This movie was done with research and with quality filming and
cast. The scares were great, continued
suspense, gore, Chainsaw, and Family! A Must See slasher!
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